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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by Ian Frog » Tue Mar 24, 2020 2:45 pm

Smithers wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 2:38 pm
dynax wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 2:36 pm
Smithers wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 2:35 pm


Ironically Frog is a very popular source of food in China.
And the legs hop over to France :lol:
You know you're eating it when you spit out a tiny ribcage on your plate. Tastes a bit like chicken. :D
Sounds very much as if you are speaking from experience?
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by Smithers » Tue Mar 24, 2020 2:49 pm

Ian Frog wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 2:45 pm
Smithers wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 2:38 pm
dynax wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 2:36 pm


And the legs hop over to France :lol:
You know you're eating it when you spit out a tiny ribcage on your plate. Tastes a bit like chicken. :D
Sounds very much as if you are speaking from experience?
Cheers
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by Mickly » Tue Mar 24, 2020 2:52 pm

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by Moonraker » Thu Mar 26, 2020 3:56 pm

Stolen.... but..
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by Six30 » Sat Mar 28, 2020 1:11 pm

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by Six30 » Mon Mar 30, 2020 8:32 pm

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by gymwitch » Sun Apr 05, 2020 8:39 pm

Whats the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

Dubai dont like the flintstones but Abu Dhabi do
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by husoi » Mon Apr 06, 2020 4:04 pm

A german guy was jogging on the park.
While passing near the lake he noticed a dog struggling so he rushed to save the animal.
Dragged the poor dog to the side of the lake and started reanimating him.

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by Swagman » Tue Apr 07, 2020 12:34 am

Corona virus, not funny at all I’m tired of it now.

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by Gerontious » Tue Apr 07, 2020 5:35 am

I thought queueing to get into the Sainsbury was bad..
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by husoi » Tue Apr 07, 2020 7:07 am

Gerontious wrote:
Tue Apr 07, 2020 5:35 am
I thought queueing to get into the Sainsbury was bad..

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Did you notice?
they're not 2m apart...
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by husoi » Wed Apr 08, 2020 12:33 pm

I rarely agree with President Nicola...



PS: The tweet is still available, just ignore what it says and have a wee look ;)
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