Cartoon Head Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 Hi guysMy friend has challenged me to a drag race , the roads are so quite so the perfect time.We only have 125 cc bikes so won’t go that fast , the thing is I dropped my helmet and it broke , would i be ok to wear a pushbike helmet instead ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dynax Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 No it's not the perfect time you fekking muppet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 I dropped my helmet and it broke That sound worse than sand in the foreskin to me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dynax Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 Looks like we will have to wait another year for a reply Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geofferz Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 Absolutely mate - you go for it. Please post a vid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cartoon Head Posted April 9, 2020 Author Share Posted April 9, 2020 No it's not the perfect time you fekking muppet Wait until I can replace my crash helmet then ?Plus I just noticed one f the straps on the pushbike helmet is a bit split .Probably not a lot of police going to be about should get away with not wearing one . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 No it's not the perfect time you fekking muppet Wait until I can replace my crash helmet then ?Plus I just noticed one f the straps on the pushbike helmet is a bit split .Probably not a lot of police going to be about should get away with not wearing one . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
husoi Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 No it's not the perfect time you fekking muppet Wait until I can replace my crash helmet then ?Plus I just noticed one f the straps on the pushbike helmet is a bit split .Probably not a lot of police going to be about should get away with not wearing one . Why wait?Just go for it anyway. what arm can come out of it??Keep in mind to crash by yourself and when you stop make sure you're far from the road and that you have instant death so you won't need any paramedics around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 No it's not the perfect time you fekking muppet Wait until I can replace my crash helmet then ?Plus I just noticed one f the straps on the pushbike helmet is a bit split .Probably not a lot of police going to be about should get away with not wearing one . what arm can come out of it?? So it's Death and Dismemberment on the cards then?We can get this on Pay Per View you know......Budweiser would jump at the chance to sponsor this shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
husoi Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 Wait until I can replace my crash helmet then ?Plus I just noticed one f the straps on the pushbike helmet is a bit split .Probably not a lot of police going to be about should get away with not wearing one . what arm can come out of it?? So it's Death and Dismemberment on the cards then?We can get this on Pay Per View you know......Budweiser would jump at the chance to sponsor this shit! Not much point in having a sponsor if this muppet ends up dead isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dynax Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 he can't even get his username right, he missed out knob in the middle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cartoon Head Posted April 9, 2020 Author Share Posted April 9, 2020 No it's not the perfect time you fekking muppet Wait until I can replace my crash helmet then ?Plus I just noticed one f the straps on the pushbike helmet is a bit split .Probably not a lot of police going to be about should get away with not wearing one . Why wait?Just go for it anyway. what arm can come out of it??Keep in mind to crash by yourself and when you stop make sure you're far from the road and that you have instant death so you won't need any paramedics around. That’s not very nice is it, I have a family you know , not good if get instant for them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 (edited) Wait until I can replace my crash helmet then ?Plus I just noticed one f the straps on the pushbike helmet is a bit split .Probably not a lot of police going to be about should get away with not wearing one . Why wait?Just go for it anyway. what arm can come out of it??Keep in mind to crash by yourself and when you stop make sure you're far from the road and that you have instant death so you won't need any paramedics around. Edited April 9, 2020 by Six30 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
husoi Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 Wait until I can replace my crash helmet then ?Plus I just noticed one f the straps on the pushbike helmet is a bit split .Probably not a lot of police going to be about should get away with not wearing one . Why wait?Just go for it anyway. what arm can come out of it??Keep in mind to crash by yourself and when you stop make sure you're far from the road and that you have instant death so you won't need any paramedics around. That’s not very nice is it, I have a family you know , not good if get instant for them If it's instant one you don't suffer second they don't have to waste time caring for you all crippled on a wheelchair or spending years on an expensive bed.I was being considerate Ok, they will cry a bit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 benders long lost brother Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dynax Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 Is he dead yet ? taking his time to reply Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
husoi Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 Is he dead yet ? taking his time to reply I think you guys got him upset... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dynax Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 Is he dead yet ? taking his time to reply I think you guys got him upset... Us upset someone ! nah don't believe it, these drag racers are as hard as nails and they wear cycling helmets to make it easier to get road rash on their balls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
husoi Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 Is he dead yet ? taking his time to reply I think you guys got him upset... Us upset someone ! nah don't believe it, these drag racers are as hard as nails and they wear cycling helmets to make it easier to get road rash on their balls So that's where you use the cycling helmets?????No wonder They felt uncomfortable on my head... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastbob Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 Hi guysMy friend has challenged me to a drag race , the roads are so quite so the perfect time.We only have 125 cc bikes so won’t go that fast , the thing is I dropped my helmet and it broke , would i be ok to wear a pushbike helmet instead ? Ok , very good who is this really ? If you're going to pretend to be an imbecile you've got to make it more convincing than that . Nobody could be that stupid . The bad grammar is a nice touch though . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
husoi Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 Hi guysMy friend has challenged me to a drag race , the roads are so quite so the perfect time.We only have 125 cc bikes so won’t go that fast , the thing is I dropped my helmet and it broke , would i be ok to wear a pushbike helmet instead ? Ok , very good who is this really ? If you're going to pretend to be an imbecile you've got to make it more convincing than that . Nobody could be that stupid . You never heard of Einstein's about the universe and human stupidity? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-Westerly Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 This has to be someone trolling as surely even the biggest loon on the planet couldn't seriously be proposing this crap? That said Gloucester police confiscated a dirt bike from some moron being antisocial in the Forest of Dean so he may really be that big a Muppet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 This has to be someone trolling as surely even the biggest loon on the planet couldn't seriously be proposing this crap? That said Gloucester police confiscated a dirt bike from some moron being antisocial in the Forest of Dean so he may really be that big a Muppet. I worked in Gloucester (and Cheltenham) around 25 years ago.......and I encountered many Foresters!They are truly the thickest f*ckers in the UK!I actually had one that couldn't read and write! No I'm not joking! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastbob Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 This has to be someone trolling as surely even the biggest loon on the planet couldn't seriously be proposing this crap? That said Gloucester police confiscated a dirt bike from some moron being antisocial in the Forest of Dean so he may really be that big a Muppet. Joined in January with no profile and a single word post . This type of Troll has no entertainment value . What we want is some protracted and incoherent ranting to get our teeth into . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-Westerly Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 (edited) Oh I can well believe it. They're (Dean foresters) in a world of their own and outsiders are considered very strange, ie normal. Edited April 9, 2020 by S-Westerly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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