Your worst joke!!!

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by husoi » Wed Apr 15, 2020 2:02 pm

dynax wrote:
Wed Apr 15, 2020 1:56 pm
Yeah, pretty much sums it up :lol:
All problems have a solution.
You just need to figure it out :)

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by onesea » Thu Apr 16, 2020 7:45 pm

Audi & BMW Drivers, struggling to visualise the correct distance for social distancing...
Picture the distance you normally drive from the car in front, then double it.
A survey showed profiles with a location are 80% more likely to get a response :thumb:
To add location on phone or desktop browser:
1) Click your profile name (this brings up Popup), 2) Tap User control Panel, 3) Tap the Profile Tab Scroll down to: Location
Or click this link: https://themotorbikeforum.co.uk/ucp.php ... ofile_info

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by JRH » Thu Apr 16, 2020 10:05 pm

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by JRH » Thu Apr 16, 2020 10:06 pm

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by skyrider » Fri Apr 17, 2020 8:07 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
the law in all it's majestic equality forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges to beg in the street and to steal bread.
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by ThePhatomfart » Sat Apr 18, 2020 6:42 am

Dunno look like brothers to me ( A City Fan)

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by dynax » Sat Apr 18, 2020 3:46 pm

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by dynax » Sat Apr 18, 2020 5:37 pm

I never expected my bike to be a pussy magnet :lol:

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by S-Westerly » Sat Apr 18, 2020 5:49 pm

There's a guy up the road from me who has the expensive house and among other cars a Bentley convertible. When the sun shines there's a cat uses the soft top to sunbathe on. Fortunately the cat is his so it's still alive.😺
Less empty roads but at last I can ride them!

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by skyrider » Sat Apr 18, 2020 8:17 pm

that moggy looks quite pleased
the law in all it's majestic equality forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges to beg in the street and to steal bread.
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by JRH » Sat Apr 18, 2020 9:20 pm

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by dynax » Sun Apr 19, 2020 8:32 pm

Mike, just cruising around with Xena 8-)
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

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