husoi Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 Lets keep it on topic please There is plenty of other threads on this sort of thing please use one of those I think [mention]Stu[/mention] that last one will get the prize for worst joke... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old-timer Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old-timer Posted July 9, 2020 Share Posted July 9, 2020 The USA is really over digitized and inward-looking.When someone mentioned 'manual labor', they thought it was he name of the Mexican president.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dynax Posted July 11, 2020 Share Posted July 11, 2020 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James in Brum Posted July 11, 2020 Share Posted July 11, 2020 Harsh [mention]Stu[/mention] poor [mention]dynax[/mention] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onesea Posted July 12, 2020 Share Posted July 12, 2020 Anyone know anything about fixing Dishwashers?I have tried Chocolate and Flowers, she is still moaning... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dynax Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 https://www.facebook.com/Elkarmaregresa.es/videos/313326496514792/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-Westerly Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 You planning on buying it? Looks like a good project! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiggie Posted July 18, 2020 Share Posted July 18, 2020 Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong."Well," replies Paul, "You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I became, *ahem*, aroused every time I saw her?""Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh."Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally worked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed.""That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?""I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried it would happen to me again. So I got some duct tape and taped "it" to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show"."Sensible" says Jeff."So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, sexiest, dress you ever saw.""And what happened then?""I kicked her in the face." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dynax Posted August 2, 2020 Share Posted August 2, 2020 (edited) Edited August 5, 2020 by dynax Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Stu Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 I went to a pub yesterday evening and ordered a pint. As the landlord put my drink down, I asked him for the wifi code because I needed to check a message."Oh no" he said, "No wifi in here, people used to sit talking in pubs, about their day, their families, work, politics, music, the lot. Now people just stare at their phones and it breaks my heart to see. Therefore, no wifi in this pub.""You know what?" I replied, "You're right" and I put my phone away."Thank you", the landlord said "In this pub I want you to act as you would twenty years ago".So I lit a cigarette, gave him 50p for the pint and said "Two can play at that game mate." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dynax Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 Bollox it won't load https://www.facebook.com/LADbible/videos/1503927676663948/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeilM Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 @stu tea cake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeilM Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 [mention]Stu[/mention] Like i said. Tea cake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 @Stu Like i said. Tea cake Breadcake! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeilM Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 @Stu Like i said. Tea cake Breadcake! Deluded Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyrider Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 baps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 baps Baps???????Baps are chesticles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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skyrider Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 baps Baps???????Baps are chesticles how about stotties then or oven bottoms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 baps Baps???????Baps are chesticles how about stotties then or oven bottoms You're just making the names of these Breadcakes up now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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