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Your worst joke!!!

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by Stu » Wed Aug 05, 2020 9:13 pm

skyrider wrote:
Wed Aug 05, 2020 9:08 pm
baps
Baps???????

Baps are chesticles :yay:
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by Tiggie » Wed Aug 05, 2020 9:17 pm

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by skyrider » Wed Aug 05, 2020 9:53 pm

Stu wrote:
Wed Aug 05, 2020 9:13 pm
skyrider wrote:
Wed Aug 05, 2020 9:08 pm
baps
Baps???????

Baps are chesticles :yay:
how about stotties then or oven bottoms :)
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by Stu » Wed Aug 05, 2020 10:23 pm

skyrider wrote:
Wed Aug 05, 2020 9:53 pm
Stu wrote:
Wed Aug 05, 2020 9:13 pm
skyrider wrote:
Wed Aug 05, 2020 9:08 pm
baps
Baps???????

Baps are chesticles :yay:
how about stotties then or oven bottoms :)
You're just making the names of these Breadcakes up now
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by Bender » Wed Aug 05, 2020 10:35 pm

Bread bun that's all its called, it's not a fecking roll nowt to do with morning and it's not a bloody cake.

And a stotty is not for southerners.
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by Tiggie » Wed Aug 05, 2020 10:39 pm

Back on topic the lot of you!! :offtopic:

it's a teacake
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by Six30 » Thu Aug 06, 2020 8:47 am

Tiggie wrote:
Wed Aug 05, 2020 10:39 pm
Back on topic the lot of you!! :offtopic:

it's a teacake

Fook me a bit of modding :shock:
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by Bender » Thu Aug 06, 2020 9:11 am

Tiggie wrote:
Wed Aug 05, 2020 10:39 pm
Back on topic the lot of you!! :offtopic:

it's a teacake
Dipped in chocolate and deep fried I presume.
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by skyrider » Thu Aug 06, 2020 6:53 pm

i bet it cant beat the deep fried pizza i once had near glasgow :puke:
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by Ian Frog » Fri Aug 07, 2020 9:57 am

Just got offered a new job.
Beirut chemical factory want me to work shifts for them!
The day rate is a bit rubbish...
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

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