Another daft business idea

If he's looking for a unskilled work/ business I don't know how profitable they are but enough people seem to be charging enough to make a living down here:

Dog Walker - £15 per hour solo or £10 for groups (normally 4-6 dogs). Extra for public holidays weekends and such like...

We living in the friggin New Forest and you pay some one to go and walk your dog where you have spent stupid money to live.

Window Cleaner - Try and get one and they are booked up for at least 2 weeks, from what I can work out they are an interesting bunch.

Atleast one of our local ones one likes to service any wife' that happen to be home, another had been spotted on Gaydar wearing a wig and his dress. I don't know if they charge for the extras There are still several more to choose from...

Cleaning Gutters and facias is another: Quoted £350 pound for a job I did in a morning. - Apparently people pay silly money for cleaning roofs.

Gardening: £20 - 25 an hour

Start in the spring with just mowing lawns, then it grows can you cut the hedge, prune bushes, paint the shed, clean the gutters, build a patio, repair the fence from my understanding by winter you should be set up enough to work through winter without to many problems.

Handy Man or Man with a Van, ideally with waste disposal licence.

Some good ideas there, although he's scared of dogs and terrified of heights!

Mind you, window cleaners these days all seem to use those extendable brushes, so I guess he could keep his feet on the ground...

I'm only insured to work upto 3m on a ladder insurance goes mental after that, although I doubt any of the pikey gutter cleaners have such issues.

Wheelie bin cleaning is apparently viable.

Some good ideas there, although he's scared of dogs and terrified of heights!

Mind you, window cleaners these days all seem to use those extendable brushes, so I guess he could keep his feet on the ground...

Next door’s window cleaner asked if he could plug into my tap this week.

I’m still building up to my retort. I’m betting by next Wednesday it’ll be quite funny. He’s going to have to make do with my withering look until I think of something.

If you ain't got the skills to open the type of business that you're thinking of.......then you shouldn't even be considering it.

 

So you are saying I should stick to either drugs or wanking to online porn?

You might be right, I don't think I've seen that combination on a YouTube channel.

 

I'm too lazy to do the wanking bit i would have to get a machine to do it for me, and i don't do drugs too tight to buy it

a machine you say ..... and how much would you pay for a machine like this, if there was one ?

So you are saying I should stick to either drugs or wanking to online porn?

You might be right, I don't think I've seen that combination on a YouTube channel.

 

I'm too lazy to do the wanking bit i would have to get a machine to do it for me, and i don't do drugs too tight to buy it

 

a machine you say ..... and how much would you pay for a machine like this, if there was one ?

You're not my old hairdresser are you Six? He came up with the iWank - an interface for your iPad that you stick your knob in and that authentically replicates all the sensations of the on-screen action. He wanted to pitch the idea to Dragons Den, but I said he'd need a prototype first so that we could be treated to the sight of Duncan Bannatyne knocking the back out of it on national telly whilst saying "Ahm in.. ahm oot... ahm in... ahm oot..."

I'm too lazy to do the wanking bit i would have to get a machine to do it for me, and i don't do drugs too tight to buy it

 

a machine you say ..... and how much would you pay for a machine like this, if there was one ?

 

You're not my old hairdresser are you Six? He came up with the iWank - an interface for your iPad that you stick your knob in and that authentically replicates all the sensations of the on-screen action. He wanted to pitch the idea to Dragons Den, but I said he'd need a prototype first so that we could be treated to the sight of Duncan Bannatyne knocking the back out of it on national telly whilst saying "Ahm in.. ahm oot... ahm in... ahm oot..."

I'm too lazy to do the wanking bit i would have to get a machine to do it for me, and i don't do drugs too tight to buy it

 

a machine you say ..... and how much would you pay for a machine like this, if there was one ?

 

You're not my old hairdresser are you Six? He came up with the iWank - an interface for your iPad that you stick your knob in and that authentically replicates all the sensations of the on-screen action. He wanted to pitch the idea to Dragons Den, but I said he'd need a prototype first so that we could be treated to the sight of Duncan Bannatyne knocking the back out of it on national telly whilst saying "Ahm in.. ahm oot... ahm in... ahm oot..."

talk about holidays and the weather with my hairdresser how would you get on the subject of a wanking machine

talk about holidays and the weather with my hairdresser how would you get on the subject of a wanking machine

I had to go elsewhere in the end because I got fed up with having to sit there listening to his drivel: I'd come out after half an hour in the chair feeling like I'd spent a day stuck in a lift with Beavis and Butthead.

His only redeeming feature was that he was that person that they say is always worse off than you. His life was a slowly unfolding train wreck, and every time you saw him he was dealing with another crisis entirely of his own making, like the time had was charged with assault for smacking a traffic wardens across the side of his head and knocking his cap off, or the time he tried to sue the police for attempted murder when they took his car keys outside the pub one New Year's Eve because he was too pissed to drive and he had to walk home in the snow with no coat... on and on it went...

So you are saying I should stick to either drugs or wanking to online porn?

You might be right, I don't think I've seen that combination on a YouTube channel.

 

I'm too lazy to do the wanking bit i would have to get a machine to do it for me, and i don't do drugs too tight to buy it

 

a machine you say ..... and how much would you pay for a machine like this, if there was one ?

Hmmm! business opportunity perhaps, just had a quick google and it does seem to be lacking in proper equipment, although the doll market has moved on in leaps and bounds and the robotic stuff is truly amazing