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Beware children's toys


XmisterIS
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Our daughter has a talking dog toy. I'm home alone for the evening, sitting on the sofa in browsing Facebook and eating a slice of cheesecake (well, I was). The house is eerily silent. Suddenly, the f**king dog toy starts talking out of nowhere, "I have two feet and my ears are blue!!!!" Top volume, completely unexpected. I shouted, fell off the sofa, dropped the cheesecake in my crotch and nearly defecated while I scrabbled around trying to find the source oft the terrifying noise. Then I realised what it was. f**k it.

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It's not just children's toys. Our shredded kicked into life the other day when no where near it. And the cat regularly stares at something at the other end of the staircase.

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