Phooey Posted December 17, 2016 Share Posted December 17, 2016 This time last year I was all excited after spending hundreds of pounds on the love of my life. Christmas day came and I handed her her first prezzie. She opened it excitedly. "It's a wand", she said ... "A f*cking wand"."Not just any old wand", I told her, "It's a magic wand. Go on say the magic words"."Abracafuckingdabra", she said rather sarcastically. "Bloody hell, love", I said looking down the side of the bed, "you've made all of your other prezzies disappear."And that is how I got the blackeye! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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