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Oh aye yeah! I forgot about that....

...... Nope :|

Because you're getting another bike instead, right?

 


I don't think he's been given permission

Such a shame when a man has his balls locked away. Sue reckons she has mine but I swapped them for a lump of plasticine and a big marble. I buy what I want when I want.


(After she's given me the money)

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Your both full of sh!t :lol:


I've decided I definitely don't want another bike! Yes that's right, I have seen sense. It's true.

:roll:

But... but... but... if you get a new bike then you can flog your Keeway Superlight (whatever one of those is) to a TMBF Idiot Challenge participant.


Everyone's a winner.

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Your both full of sh!t :lol:


I've decided I definitely don't want another bike! Yes that's right, I have seen sense. It's true.

:roll:

 


And the Mrs had no influence what so ever on this desicion ....

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Already sold the keeway to my mate, but he keeps it in my garage.

I want a 2016 Vmax too.... FML!! (is that right, or is it MFL?).

Don't let Hoggs know you've not updated your profile thingy!

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Look for a garage to rent locally, then you can have has many bikes as you can fit in there and she'll never know. If you are going to bring a different one home just make sure it's the same colour and she'll still never know [emoji3]


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Already sold the keeway to my mate, but he keeps it in my garage.

I want a 2016 Vmax too.... FML!! (is that right, or is it MFL?).

Do you ever get tempted to buy a bike that weights less than a quarter of a ton? :lol:

Some men like them big and bouncy.

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Already sold the keeway to my mate, but he keeps it in my garage.

I want a 2016 Vmax too.... FML!! (is that right, or is it MFL?).

Don't let Hoggs know you've not updated your profile thingy!

 

hahaha it's only location that is a punishable offence

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